Lindsay Lohan now has neighbor pains

Friday, September 25, 2009

Assuming you have no trace of a life, you may be transfixed by Lindsay Lohan’s latest stunt to avoid getting work – Her recent ‘break in.’ Well, it seems there’s good reason for LiLo to be scared – the safe that was stolen may contain a sex tape. Sources tell the Sun Times the safe contained ’some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents,’ all of which Lohan believes [and no doubt frequently prays] could cause some embarrassment [and huge, free publicity] if they just happened to leak. But that’s not the whole story – It also appears her neighbors are sick to the teeth of all her fake dramas and want LL and her homies to find pastures new. “I’ve got nothing personal against her,” says a stressed-out homeowner. “But she needs to find a home in a gated community, because all the residents here are fed-up with this.” But let’s face the facts – if she lived in a fortress with guards at the door, how could LiLo make certain the press would get close? How would she keep getting the endless tabloid attention for which there’s no motive – and which she claims to ‘hate’? The girl has no career – this all she has left! No, when unfounded publicity is your form of crack, being out in the open is the best route to a fix. It just upsets the locals – a lot, “This is a very quiet neighborhood,” a neighbor told scribes. “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare, with all the paparazzi parked in our driveways waiting for her.” With two alleged ‘robberies’ in less than six months, you can certainly see how this could get old? As of Monday, the house is now empty. The LAPD are reviewing security footage, but they have no clear suspects as yet. Lindsay packed up her stuff and left late last night. What happens next is unknown – but you can be sure it won’t be too long before news gets ‘leaked’ to the press about where they can find her.

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